Hi, Sen. Kerry! Gosh, it feels like its been awhile, hasn't it? How are you doing?Not good? Why?
Oh. Oh dear, you really said that?
Well, of course they're responding. It's an election silly, no one loves a good pre-election gaffe like our distinguished competitors in the GOP.
Ads, too, huh? Well that's the web for ya, John. MoveOn's not the only fish in that sea, you know.
What about the Democrats, again?
They don't want to play with you now? Wow, that was fast. But it is only days until the election. It's getting really tight. It's understandable that they're all antsy.
Yes, we all know you have good intentions. But you did this before and you apparently haven't learned your lesson.
Yes, yes, I know things aren't good in Iraq and Georgie still can't wrap his head around it, let alone admit it, but you can't mouth off like that. Or at least not without explicitly stating that the poor students will be President, not sent to Iraq.
Yes, I know they won't actually be President, I was just saying you could have-
Hey! I am not in politics, I'm a blogger. I can say unclear and/or misunderstood statements any old time I want. Just 'cause you screwed up, you can't whine at me and shift focus to me like that. It doesn't work. And name calling doesn't help either.
Mr. Senator?
John-
Hey, loser!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was just trying to get your attention. Your righteous indignation was getting a little loud.
Why you don't go over there and sit quietly with your advisers for awhile. Maybe work on your plans for the next election, OK?
Good boy. Have a cookie, it's will give your mouth something to do while we try and fix this.
